A year or so ago I was at a bar on a date and I needed to use the restroom. There was only one bathroom and it was occupied. A young, blonde woman stood behind me in the short line, which consisted of me and her. To fill the silence I made a joke: “If it smells in there when I come out, it’s because of the guy who’s in there now.”
It was an attempt to turn a slightly uncomfortable moment into a light-hearted moment. Read more
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