Q. What makes you think you have the right to speak for British residents living in the San Francisco Bay Area ?
A. Good question. I have lived in San Francisco for half of my life and I lived in London for the other half. I wish there were more voices out there helping ex-pats and tourists coming to San Francisco. The British are creatures of habit, and when visiting a foreign land, often seek the comforts of home. There is a thriving community of Brits in the Bay Area, and I know where they can find things that they miss from Blighty.
Q. Is there any truth in the rumor that the British are slowly trying to take back America with their strange brand of humor?
A. Firstly, it’s spelled “humour” and secondly, your trousers are on fire.
Q. Your site is so funny and informative, how can I contact you to offer you gobs of money to write for my publication?
A. Wow, that sure would be appreciated.
Contact: TheBayAreaBrit@gmail.com
Q. How do you expect this site to be received by Britons?
A. I expect the usual levels of cynicism and sarcasm that keeps Britain rolling along. It’s okay to point out that you don’t like something because it’s not the way you would have done it. The internet allows people of all levels of intelligence to communicate anonymously, I embrace their compliments in the same manner I embrace their criticisms, with complete and utter apathy.
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